Ciao!!!
Just wanted to let you guys know I'm doing great, even with that horrid bass player getting on my nerves. We'll see how he does on this coming cruise. I've heard that Antonio Salci, who is a piano player coming on board is very particular and doesn't let anybody get away with any screw-ups.
I really like our new band leader. He's really positive, treats everybody with respect AND drinks a lot with me in the crew bar, hehehe. I guess you could say that I like him as much as I dislike the bass player.
We had another argument the other day, so as before I will be 'ME' and he will be 'BP'.
The celebrity orchestra is sitting backstage having a laugh before the 2nd show with Jennifer Fair. BP decides to attract attention to himself by taking the strap of his bass and use it as a skipping rope. ME looks over and comments the following, as an anecdote:
ME: Man! You've got a bad case of A.D.D.
BP makes no comeback to this harmless anecdote and the orchestra plays a pretty good 2nd show. When the houselights come on in the theater and BP turns to ME and says:
BP: Hey, man! Don't ever accuse me of having A.D.D. or I will fuck you up
ME: You're kidding, right?
BP: No, I'm not. I will fuck you up.
ME: Are you serious?
BP: Absolutely.
ME: You know I was kidding, right?
BP: That shit is not funny to me! If you ever say that again I will fuck you up.
ME: Alright, whatever.
ME is upset by this threat of physical violence and decides to report BP to his supervisor. The following day, during rehearsal for a guest entertainer, BP comes up to ME and says:
BP: (Grinning like a retard) You know I was kidding yesterday, right?
ME: No... you weren't.
BP: Yes I was. I guess you just didn't get it.
ME: I know you weren't kidding. You were just trying to bully me into some kind of submission or some twisted shit like that.
BP: Well, you obviously don't know me very well.
ME: That's right, and let's keep it that way.
Ever since this happened, BP has been busy kissing ME's ass, trying to make up for his wrongdoing... ME is very happy about that... ME has won the war.
Smell you guys later.
Ellert!
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Hæ Nafni frændi! :O)
Ég er alltaf að skoða bloggið þitt. Ég er rosalega duglegur í nýja leikskólanum mínum og í næstu viku byrja ég í Litla íþróttaskólanum. Ég er alltaf að trommast þessa dagana með trommuna sem þú gafst mér. Ég hlakka mikið til þegar þú kemur heim til að leika við mig. Ég er orðinn rosalega stór og farinn að segja helling af orðum. Gangi þér vel á stóra skipinu og ekki vera of lengi í burtu.
þinn nafni,
Sigurður Rúnar.
Hahaha! Til hamingju með sigurinn;)
Ég sakna þín ofsalega...
Gott hjá þér, ekki láta'nn komast upp með neina dellu:o)
Hi!!
This is your mum checking your blog from Glasgow.
Were having a wee drink and I hope you are watching yourself and not getting into too many arguments.
Love,
Mum. xxx.
Góður....
Ekki láta þennan gæja komast upp með neitt "bullshit".
Kv. Vala
Keep the Cool.
Love, Ingó
gott hjá þér :D ekki láta hann komast upp með þetta ! :D
kv litla syss
Svona geta þessir bassaleikarar í matrósarfötum verið. Gott að þú sýnir þeim hvar Davíð keypti ÖLIÐ
Peace out Bizum
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