Quick update

Is it me, or is Jenna Fischer unbelievably attractive?

OK... Retorical. She IS.

I finished four seasons of the U.S. version of "The Office" in an embarrassingly short amount of time... mostly cause SHE is so damn hot. I bought all four seasons in Ecuador... I know what you're thinking. "Oh, man! I thought you were going to save money this time around."


HA HA!!!!

They only cost me 15 dollars, total! In your face. Yeah!!!! If you mess with the bull you get the horns. Just ask this guy.

Good stuff.

Sometimes the bull wins, and the Matador gets a free vasectomy.

Anyway... the moral of this blog is that Jenna Fischer is insanely attractive. Now, you may be asking yourself "What does that have to with a horrible bullfighting accident?". Well, if you can't figure that out, you suck!

Lick,

Ellert.

Ecuador!!!!!!!

Yeah! I'm in the port of Guayaquil (pronounciation, anyone?) at the moment and I'm quite literally less than one degree south of the equator. Life is still all goodness on board the ship. I played the two remaining production shows last week, and it all went without a hitch. The page turns are going to be a potential problem, though. Some of the charts are 20 pages long, each. But whatever, I'll deal with it.



I bought myself a camera the other day which, in itself, is not news at all... BUT!!! There's ALWAYS a BUT!!!



Picture this, if you would!



I'm in an electronic appliance store. The name of that particular store rhymes with Lady-o-smack. I pointed out a nice little grey sony camera to the young lady who was assisting me that cost around 130 dollars. Soooo.... the young lady goes to the back of the store and gets a box and hands it to me after we complete the transaction. Once I get back on the ship, I start unpacking the box to take my new toy for a test drive... Lo and behold. It's PINK... PINK, I tell you! Not even the kind of pink that can kinda seems like another color when the lights hits it just right. It's JUST PINK! Now to all you lovers of the color PINK, I'm not saying it's a BAD color. I'm just saying it's NOT my color... AT ALL! Why, oh, why did it have to be the one color that I really REALLY REEEEEEAAAAAALLLYYYYY didn't want it to be... It was one of those moments where you kinda just roll your eyes and say "AAAawwww NUTS!!" But I didn't say nuts... it was worse than that.



So the moral of this story is: Don't play drunken volleyball in the kitchen cause you'll sink the glass bust of Julius Ceasar that's hanging upside-down on the floor*.



This message was brought to you by the color PINK. Vaginas are pink... that's the extent of the good pinks in the world.



Oh! And merry christmas to you all. God bless us, everyone *cough, cough*



Ellert.

*Yes! You CAN hang from the floor if the whole room is flipped over. Suck it! HAH!

Well well well!

So I haven't blogged in a month... BIG DEAL!! Ok... sorry for yelling. No news is good news, I suppose. I'm doing 4 production shows per cruise along with some guest entertainer acts. We're adding shows 5 and 6 in a week or so.
There's a lot of "lifers" on board this ship (i.e. people who've been here for years) so it's hard to get to know everyone but that'll happen in time. It's probably the same feeling Tiger Woods had when he first started golfing... a bunch of white guys with clubs... damn... ok... sidetracking just a bit.
Concerning my updated status on Facebook... I'm not dating, I'm just not listed as "single" as I think that's something I should keep to myself.

We're sailing out of L.A. this week and last week as well for a week long cruise. Next sunday we start our southward journey along the coast of South-America. We basically visit every country along the coast of Latin America... Which excludes Bolivia and Paraguay, I believe.

I'll be more diligent with my blog from now on... I'm sorry to have kept you all anxiously waiting for updates.

Creamy,

Ellert.